12 Things that will happen to you when you move to Chicago

Slightly updated annual reminder!

1. Coats: You'll buy no less than 3 coats in graduating levels of ugliness until you buy the coat that will get you through a Chicago winter. Your first coat is cute as hell, wool blend, looked gorgeous on Blake Lively in that movie and completely useless; coat #2 will be a mid-length fur collared affair seemingly stuffed with a pillow that came off you…